I’ve had this fucking tumblr for a long fucking time and its about time I use it for something other than dick pics and cute pictures of asian women I wish I was.
It is almost 6 am and I have to go work in an hour. But! Its not regular work,
I get to drive around and deliver flowers and shit for Mothers Day cause apparently I think I’m badass enough to take your mom flowers.
Omfg, I think one of my inebriated parents is roaming the house. Bitch, it’s 6 am, like I ain’t got time for that.
Anyways, if you’re in Cincinnati, look out for a black Sonata swerving in and out of lanes today.
